So, for days now. Oh, alright…for like TWO WEEKS now, I’ve been trying to recapture the whirlwind of a weekend that was a hot bloggy mess in San Francisco. Because it may be another years or so before I actually sit down and WRITE about BlogHer ’08, I’m just going to bullet point my memories here.

• Stephanie and her celery

• Sharing a moment. Feeling Ivy move and kick. Longing for that feeling again (my own).

• Staying up (way too) late and sharing secrets with MJ and Arianne.

• Eating Thai at midnight, giggling and taking camera phone pics with MJ, Steph and Arianne.

• The lady with the nylons over her pants at Walgreens. That was wack.

• The begger who posed as a statue on the street. Freaked me out every single time I passed him.

• Tripping into the elevator and falling into “Laid Off Dad” and knocking his drink all over him. Yeah, hi there. That was me.

• Locking myself out of our room. D’oh!

• Having a sleep-over at MJ’s and coming back to my room at 6am – feeling like I was in trouble when Steph answered the door.

• Hanging out with Allison, Mary and the Creole Princess – that girl is HEE-LARRY-US! She totally hated me at first. ; )

• Meeting the owners of GreatAupair.com (my company) and Karrine (my co-worker) and having a four hour dinner at the Four Seasons

• Karrine and I going back to the Westin and an old Irish guy trying to convince us to have a drink with him…then, Kay informing him that there are 1,000 women at our hotel. What was she thinking?

• Hanging out with Natalie and Amy (BSM) in the MomSelect Swag Suite.

• Makeovers at Saks – my make-up artist’s total sassy attitude and her trying to get me to purchase a $225 bottle of Mr. Georgio’s moisturizer. I loved her sass.

• The Alltop/Kirtsy party at Guy’s house; partying with new peeps, meeting Guy, seeing Gabrielle again.

• The mashed potato cup at the Alltop/Kirtsy party

• Guy’s sweet pimp hat (which is now in my possession…more on that soon)

• Seeing Dooce in person and asking her a question. Even though I was sweating bullets.

• The gorgeous Jory De Jardins. Seriously. The woman is beautiful. (Hi, Jory!) : )

• Seeing Christine again! Mwwwa!

• Seeing other peeps who also attended the J&J event

• Peeing my pants laughing at photos of Arianne, Steph and I

• Macy’s Cocktail party and hanging with Mod*Mom

• Winning Alexis Neely’s gift basket at the MomSelect Swag Suite!

THINGS I DIDN’T GET TO DO IN SAN FRANCISCO:

• See the Golden Gate Bridge

• Go to the Fisherman’s Warf

• Go to Sausilito

• Shop! Sad panda. =(

• Missing lunch with Rocco DiSpirito

• Missing the Alphamom CheeseburgHer party across the hall from my room

• Not taking videos of ANYTHING over the weekend. D’OH!

• Not meeting Dooce in person