Me: “Are you ready for a change?”
The Bug: “Nope”
Me: (Looking her straight in the eyes) “Are you sure you don’t want mommy to put a brand new, clean diaper on you?”
The Bug: (As she pats her backside and very matter-of-factly) “Nope. It stays in my diapee.”
Me: (Shrugging) “Alright, sister. It’s all you.”
Can’t say I’d want to be hanging around with poop in my diaper but whatever blows your hair back, kid. Don’t say I never tried to do anything for you.
i just laughed out loud at that. she’s one funny kid!
but she made it specially…
…and believe me…it WAS a VERY special one, too.
since we’re talking about poop, and my kids pooped about 6 times at your house….Violet had poop when we got home and then pooped 2 more times before bed. WTF? Where do they store all of it??
yeah, i was thinking about labeling my house “the laxative house” because of all the pooping that was going on around here the other day (my kid included). too funny.
My son used to stand in the corner of the playroom, shout “Don’t Yoook at MEEEE!” and poop. And then deny, deny, deny. Ick.
speaking of poop….the other day my toddler went poop in the potty chair and said, “mom, it looks like a flying eagle!’……yep, it did
tracey: we get the “don’t lookameeeee” too.reilly: that made me laugh like you wouldn’t believe! :)
oh my gosh all these comments cracked me right up! hahaha! a flying eagle!!! amy, this post was hilarious! sounds like she has a little poop seperation anxiety. hehehe…georgia always says after flushing, “BYE POOP! GO BACK TO YOUR FAMILY!!!” yeah, even in restaraunts…