Eh, I suppose this is probably week 5 but who’s keeping track anymore? Nothing to report from this past week. The week before, ONE poo-poo in tha’ pottay! Just one. One for team ladybug! Sorry, I’m a little wacky right now because I feel like my face is going to implode and get sucked out through my head. Sinus pressure sucks. I’m about to take some Cherry Nyquil that doesn’t taste-so-much-like-cherry-but-more-so-like-vomit-so-I-can-rest-better. I just took a Sleep Aptitude Test and they tell me that I’m just a few Zs short. Short of what? Here’s my diagnosis:

YOU GRADUATED WITH HONORS, BUT SOMETIMES YOU’RE TOO SLEEPY TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

“You realize how important sleep is and how it affects your daily schedule and performance; however, you do not always take the necessary steps to get the sleep your body needs. You still have a tendency to make up for lost sleep all at once, usually on the weekends, and you do not pay enough attention to activities and stimulants that can affect your quality of sleep (i.e., dinner time, what time you work out, alcohol consumption, your sleeping environment). And to make matters worse—you are sick! When you are suffering from a cold or flu there is no better remedy than sleep. Your immune system stops functioning properly, so forget about your body fighting off any viruses. The main goal is to get as much rest as possible. In order to relieve symptoms such as sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, and fever, reach for a bottle of NyQuil®, which will help your body get the good sleep it needs to feel better.

Keep in mind that the process of sleep, if given adequate time and proper environment, provides tremendous power. It restores, rejuvenates, and energizes the body and brain. You need to take a step back and evaluate your daily schedule so you can modify your sleep habits. KEEP IT UP, YOU’RE JUST A FEW Z’s SHORT!”

I’m no Eight-Hour-Ed but I guess if NyQuil knows what I need then it MUST be true and HEY! How did THEY know that I’m sick?! Geniuses. Pure geniuses.

Anyone going to watch the Grammy’s tomorrow night? I’ll be watching because Wilco is up for an award. In honor of them, I’ll probably post some music tomorrow.

Here’s hoping that the bug and the mom and the dad have a GOOD night’s sleep tonight. NyQuil, take me away!